You Made it Through Last Night – Congrats
A. You are hungover and/or barfing up yesterdays New Year’s special
B. You were roofied and kidnapped by a strange old man with one leg and a third nipple
C. You are dead
If you are either choice A or B then congrats, at least you are alive. And if you are choice C well then, I guess you wouldn’t be reading this anyway so it’s a win-win!