WTF Of The Century: Serena Williams Gets A Haircut Topless

I like to think I am a well-seasoned gentlemen.  When it comes to all things gay, and most thinks freakish I like to think that I have a vast array of knowledge and experience that lends itself well to my general demeanor of being blessedly unsurprised by most things. I cannot possibly express, then, the level of confusion I experience when I look at these photos.

What. The. Fuck?

I couldn’t even abbreviate it. That is how much fuck I do not understand. My only suggestion is this:

On New Years 2012, Serena Williams decided it was time to make some changes in her life. First off, she decided she needed to dress more feminine, and spent $115 on a brand new wardrobe from 2Xist. Then, she decided to take out her signature braids and go back to her natural born hairstyle, which can only be described as an Ethnic Bieber. Thank god for Queen Helene. Lastly, since it has been obvious since birth that she was gender non-specific she decided to be proud of her orangutan tits and go topless on the internet for all the world to see. Feast your eyes on the glamor, but just try not to fall in love with her retina-burning beauty. Because she is a lesbian. Obviously.