Amy Winehouse is Finally Dead, so What?!
Oh Amy, where do I begin? You were to be the ultimate “bump-it” spokesperson before your untimely death. You accomplished so much in your short time on this planet so I have listed some of your achievements below so that the whole world may relish in all that you achieved
Winehouse’s Accomplishments
- Arrested in 2007 for marijuana possession – shocker
- Again in 2007 she was arrested for wandering the streets of London wearing only a bra and pair of jeans, classy!
- Later that same year she was denied a US Visa for being a fucking crack head
- In 2008 Amy recorded a racist song that started out with the words “Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips! … And deaf and dumb and blind and gay” Oh and she was on a multiday crack binge whilst recording
- Arrested again in 2010 for assaulting a theater manager (don’t worry, I hate their little hats too)
- Booed off stage on Multiple occasions for forgetting her lyrics (and having horrible make-up)
Damn it Amy, if you could of just hung on a little bit longer you could have been on the homepage of Faces of Meth…. you were so, so very close. In all seriousness you were a succubus on society and why anybody would support you in life OR death is beyond me.
this is just stupid. i hope people say the same thing about you when you die, cunt rag. go fix your grammar and learn how to blog.
I liked Amy a lot.
Christian, I will cherish your kind words forever you adorable little thing. If this is your way of flirting, I’m very turned on, rawr.
Julia, there comes a point where an individuals vocal talent isn’t enough to justify their ridiculous behavior.
I say good riddance to the human garbage. To Christian, what a fitting name. You called someone a “cunt rag” and smugly attack their grammer? Lighten up, you act like you knew Amy personally. Who are you trying to impress?
Thank you Dave, preach it!