Why I Love Chick-Fil-A

Yes Chick-fil-a CEO Dan Cathy is a religious zealot, yes he hates the gays, and yes his chicken is so f**king amazing I have a mouthgasm every time I eat it. I know I should hate chick-fil-a for trying to snuff out the gays like yesterday’s waffle fry grease fire but I find myself longing for those magical chicken nuggets and crack Polynesian sauce almost on a daily basis.

Being that Dan Cathy is as old as the Earth it itself I don’t really see him changing his ways any time soon so there is no point in trying to persuade him to start liking the gays. But, the good news is after years of eating fried chicken his arties are probably clogged more then Oprah Winfrey’s colon – he his bound to kick the (chicken)-bucket soon. So rejoice friends, when the new CEO takes over we can try and win him over – so give it a rest for now and enjoy your damn chicken.