What To Expect When You Enter The Meat Rack On Fire Island

In a valiant attempt to reduce the numbers of HIV infection (Hotdog Immunodeficiency Virus) in Oriental countries, Asian political officials have started putting these warning signs on Hotdog carts everywhere.

Hilarious Sidebar–the word hotdog actually originated in the countries of the far East. If you don’t know why, please visit several of the states below the Mason Dixon line and don’t come back until you think black people are lazy, asian people can’t drive, latino people steal, middle eastern people terrorize, Canadian people live in igloos (the only one that is actually true) and white people are the demographic majority in the world at large.