Video: What If Girls And Guys Swapped Places At The Bar?

This guy is sporting some serious heavage with those hairy gorilla tits. If you think about it though, its pretty funny how guys go to the bar looking to creep up some strange girl’s manties, and girls go the bar looking to meet a good guy, yet somehow everyone ends up happy in the end (or they must, because they still go, night after night). Its a little bit different in the city, I think because you can sneak away early in the morning without any more interaction (unless you go home with that super cute guy that lives in one of the boroughs, like Westchester. Then you’re on your own, bitch). Anyway, check out this hilarious gender-swap video.

My favorite parts?

“Its a total taco fest in here.”

“Screw your girlfriend, I just need five minutes in the parking lot.”