Weho Queens Ruin Everything: Call Me Maybe
Its no secret that: #1- There is a standing rivalry between the queens of Weho and the gays gangs of New York. It all started when the Fire Island crowd queer-mixed Miley’s Party in the USA on Fire Island. And if its any indication of how gay I am, I just referred to Miley Cyrus by her first name. #2- Its stupid. Totally stupes. Stewpie Griffin.
Anyway, the queens of Weho have now queer-mixed a song by Carly Rae Jepson, (who is obviously Canadian based on her reprehensible name- this may or may not be factual as Avril Lavigne and Alanis Morisette are my only points of reference) and bastardized it into an all-male lip-sync for your life including saggy he-tits and teeth that look like the rocky mountains after a nuclear holocaust in which only those that can gnaw through granite survive.
I have included both videos here. #1- Because when I first heard this song by Carly Rae Jepson I thought it was more annoying than an all girls slumber party without booze until I got to the very end. Then, I decided that even though she is obviously Canadian, I love her.
#2- It is a testament to the laziness of Gays. We need to fortify ourselves and get back into the creative spirit. Gays are the ones that put Gaga on the map and managed to ruin the careers of hundreds of right-wing politicians by S-ing their D’s. The next queer-mixed song I see better involve fucking fireworks, anal explosions and unicorns. Lots. Of fucking. Unicorns.