Valentines Day Mancandy: Tom Hardy Gives Me A Heart-On

Let me just break it down for you, in case you don’t know. Tom Hardy is the hottest piece of bitch I have ever seen in my entire life. I am dating a hot Brit right now, so I obviously I have a thing for gentlemen from across the pond. If I ever come across Tom Hardy in real life, I will frighten him into a coma by introducing him to a Dentist (it is every British person’s achilles heel in case you didn’t know) and throw him in the bonnet of my Mercury Tracer. I will then drive him out to a farmhouse in the middle of Tranny Nipple, Montana and Misery him so hard for so long that neither of us will ever be seen again.

So this Valentines Day, I present to you a very special Mancandy–the hottest man alive in full glory in every single hot photo of him that I could find on the internet. If you are single, feel free to masturbate to them. If you are attached, feel free to break up.

More photos after the jump. If you don’t look at them every naked cupid baby in the world will lose its wings and its dignity. Because it will shit itself. When it loses its wings. See what I did there?

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