Thursday Night In Atlanta: BJ’s, HJ’s, Penthouses and Lap Dances
So Logan and I have now been intimate. I am not normally someone who has relations with my friends but sometimes things get out of hand and you end up in a penthouse apartment putting both your dicks in the same mouth. It’s just like any other Friday night, really.
Things started out crazy at BJ’s. Logan knows the bartender there so we got really cheap drinks. Cheap drinks = cheap floozies. The thing about BJ’s is that 90 percent of the strippers look like broke down hobgoblins. There were two really hot ones though—so it didn’t really matter that the one I was talking to didn’t have all his teeth it was still like finding a straight guy on a swim team. Logan bought me a 20-dollar lap dance. Strippers aren’t really my thing. So while he was grinding his loins between my boobs I was enjoy it for the sheer craziness of it, but no. I did not have a boner. The best part of it was that his ass was hairy like a haunted forest or Kathy Najimy’s upper lip. At one point the stripper told me it didn’t really seem like I was that into it. I told him its because I don’t think attractive people should have to pay for lap dances. I stand by that. That’s
So to get Logan back I bought him a lap dance with his own money. The stripper he chose was a little shorter and claimed to be straight but that didn’t stop him from sticking his grizzly little ass right in Logan’s face. Our next stop was Blake’s where we met up with a friend of Logan’s—a wealthy older guy with a great body. Before I knew it we were basically all molesting each other in his penthouse apartment. At one point I excused myself and passed out in the other room. And woke up to find us all in bed together. My memory gets foggy here but I know several things—while there were 3 pairs of jeans by the bed I was the only one in it, the next morning while still drunk I gave the guy an HJ, and we dined at chick fil a afterwards, where Logan somehow knew the guy working behind the counter. So basically Logan and I are in a relationship now. We will be registering at Saks, Target, and The Bodega across the street from the Vynl in Chelsea.