The Top Five Exercises to Burn Off That Turkey!
November 25, 2011
If you’ve noticed a few buttons missing from your pants it’s not because the stitching is loose. It’s because your fat ass ate like a god-damned beluga whale during Thanksgiving and your buttons simply couldn’t hang on any longer.
The trick to keeping the buttons on and keeping the belly in is a little old fashioned exercise; but if you’re like me you probably like to exercise as little as possible. The key to a trim tummy is maximizing your calorie burning so that you can exercise less. See below for the top five exercises that burn the most calories per minute – and put the leftovers down, seriously.
The Top Five Cardio Exerises
1. Cross Country Skiing
2. Biking
3. Running
4. Jump Roping
5. Boxing
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