The Merciless Mangina: and other Fun Dick Tricks

I debated about whether this was too risque to post, but for the sake of journalistic integrity (and since I laugh every time I see the mullet on the left) I decided for it.

So the question is, how many of you guys will admit that you have done the Merciless Mangina before? The NSFW version is after the jump!

I’ll admit that I have. In fact its one of my favorite tricks to pull when my friends turn around unsuspectingly, and always a milestone in my friendships. My fascination with sexually assaulting my best friends came in high school, when I chased my friend Mandy around a New Years party with my pants down. Needless to say I couldn’t run very fast.

Aside from Craigslist tricks and magic tricks, Dick Tricks are the best kind. So to help illustrate I have included some diagrams I found below. Enjoy.

And may your Best Friends Beware.