The Hangover Diaries Picture Story: Fairy Tales, Planking, And Electrocution
Normally I write these posts in a long, drawn out way. Today, I thought I would let the photos do most of the storytelling. (So keep reading to see photographic evidence of all the shenanigans)
Preface: Nick Mac and I started by pregaming at my apt with Frecks and his boyfriend. Then, we went to check out Fairy Tale, Joey Israel’s new Friday night party on 48th and 11th. Honestly I am always pretty impressed with Joey’s parties- The walls of the building were painted in glitter and there were fucking mannequin centaur tables. Do I need to say more? I felt like I was on the inside of Ke$ha’s vagina except without all the herpes and dead animal remnants. Then, on our merry way to industry we ran into some of my friends from out of town, one of whom I had a sloppy make-out session with on the street. Then, we decided to drink more at Jason’s apartment, AKA the Hell’s Kitchen black hole that always sucks us in. Then, we saw a small multi-racial man climb up a lamp post like a monkey and plank on top of a no-walking sign. I don’t know where he is from but obviously they still do that there. After Industry we went back to Jasons, where we got more fucked up and I did an impromptu photoshoot with my friend’s horn rimmed glasses displaying the new underwear nick regifted me for Christmas because apparently he doesn’t want to look like a slutty latino bottom. The piece de resistance of the night was when, on our way home downtown Nick went down onto the tracks, stepped into that middle mud that consists of 100 years of AIDS, and stepped on the third rail. I know this was reckless. I know it was stupid and dangerous. I know I should have told him about the third rail ahead of time (I just assumed he knew it could kill an entire Khloe Kardashian in seconds) and I know he could have nearly died.
But it was still an awesome night. Round 2 tonight – we are going to attempt yet again to go to Sugarland in Brooklyn. It’s like Grindr – never really works out but you keep trying anyway.