Take A Look At The Penis Snake!

Scientists have discovered what most of us have know for years – that there are many big brown penises in Africa. A few day’s ago the ever-so-phallic “penis snake” was found slithering around the amazon – interestingly enough this big brown bitch isn’t a snake at all but rather a legless amphibian. Of course scientists are taking time to “fully understand” the organism which in my mind translates to seeing which scientist wants to bottom for the creature first. Cheers to you my scientist friends for discovering the penis snake; I think Gloganvlog now officially has a mascot.