Posts tagged ‘whore’
10 Reasons Katy Perry Is A Whore
And not the good kind who whore.
Here’s 10 reasons why:
10. She did this ad.
9. After starting out as christian singer failed, she played every 50′s loving lesbian for a fool with her ‘kissed a girl’ bullshit. Sorry Nulia.
8. She married Russell Brandt.
7. She is pretty much the Google of the pop world, copying everyone from Gwen to Gaga (bitch, no one can pull off a mermaid better than Gaga).
6. I was fully committed to taking my own life Summer 2010 if I had to witness one more sailor-hat-wearing queer sing ‘California Girls’ at the park, pier or beach.
5. Russel Brandt married her.
4. She has forever ruined my dreams of becoming Queen Frostine.
3. She did that awful Star-Trek knock off video with Kanye West.
2. She worked with Kanye West.
Sorry Girl, Kim K Is The Top Whore In Town These Days
Just came across this pic of has-been (think it’s time to call a spade a spade) Paris Hilton. Remember the days when Paris ruled the famous-for-f*cking-on-tape scene? Sorry sister, Kim K has you beat these days.
When Hormones Attack: Is The Vagina To Blame?
I don’t consider myself a ladies man. I am not one of those gays that surrounds themselves with women. Why not, do you ask? Because I can’t stand most of them.
So the result is that I don’t know all that much about them. I know most of them get mad if you don’t text back immediately (or ever). I know that they have supersonic hearing and they don’t consider their buttholes reproductive organs. I know that when their periods first come they gain the superhuman ability to see in the dark and get free drinks at a bar.
But the one thing that has always baffled me is the hormones. Women’s hormones seem to have the capability to take over their entire lives–like they cant control their actions. Like their vagina’s jumpstart and hijack their lives. Being an unemotional heartless man (technically speaking) this baffles me. So I pieced together a few facts about hormones based on scientific facts that I made up. Read more…
