Posts tagged ‘weho queens’
There was probably a time in my life when I knew what in the Hell a Kinsey Scale is, but there have been a lot of drinks between that time and today. At this point in my life, I don’t even care enough to Google. Here is a Gloganvlog breakdown of what this scale means to me:
0: Exclusively heterosexual, with no homosexual- This guy is wearing last seasons Diesel jacket with cuffed Jessica Simpson jeans. He is basically a male version of Victoria Beckham, if she were poor and able to lift either of her eyebrows. In the real world, the only guys that fit into this category wear flannel, have cat-fish skinnin knives hanging from their belts (with a beer-opener belt buckle) and don’t even have enough teeth to pose for a Match.com profile photo. Everyone else is a six pack away from Essing Dees in the bathroom stall of Best Buy.
1: Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual- That bitch please face this guy is serving me tells me that even he doesn’t believe this shit. This category is reserved for all the “straight” Fire Island bartenders and Florida strippers that have girlfriends, but regularly accept handies from older gentlemen with fat wallets.
2. Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual- Miss Lady’s panties got lost somewhere between The Rambles and The Meat Rack, and that finger has been in so many holes the CDC should quarantine it. This category is reserved for the Zac Efrons and Taylor Lautners of the world. They can’t be openly gay, but they will sure as fuck throw their back out doing some nasty him-nastics in the back of a limo. This category of guys single-handedly keeps the Weho booty-boy industry alive and running.
3. Equally heterosexual and homosexual- This guy will just stick his dick in anything. I respect that. No snarky comments forthcoming.
4. Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual- These guys are the ones that can’t accept that they are gay. Do you see how this kid’s arms are spread open? That is because Read more…
Its no secret that: #1- There is a standing rivalry between the queens of Weho and the gays gangs of New York. It all started when the Fire Island crowd queer-mixed Miley’s Party in the USA on Fire Island. And if its any indication of how gay I am, I just referred to Miley Cyrus by her first name. #2- Its stupid. Totally stupes. Stewpie Griffin.
Anyway, the queens of Weho have now queer-mixed a song by Carly Rae Jepson, (who is obviously Canadian based on her reprehensible name- this may or may not be factual as Avril Lavigne and Alanis Morisette are my only points of reference) and bastardized it into an all-male lip-sync for your life including saggy he-tits and teeth that look like the rocky mountains after a nuclear holocaust in which only those that can gnaw through granite survive.
I have included both videos here. #1- Because when I first heard this song by Carly Rae Jepson I thought it was more annoying than an all girls slumber party without booze until I got to the very end. Then, I decided that even though she is obviously Canadian, I love her.
#2- It is a testament to the laziness of Gays. We need to Read more…