Posts tagged ‘walk of shame’
Lets face it. Sometimes we don’t remember what happened to us. Here is a list of surefire ways to tell if you had a good night.
1. Your asshole is bleeding. You obviously slept with someone or ate something that doesn’t agree with you. If you slept with someone he probably had a big dick, so good job. If you ate something that doesn’t agree with you, most likely there was vomiting involved. So you probably feel thin. Good job.
2. You are walking home wearing pumps, hoop earrings, and sweatpants at 9 AM. You may not know exactly what you did, but every single person around you does. It may be your walk of shame, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be proud of it.
3. You are only now waking up, and it is 4 pm. It doesn’t matter what you did but it was obviously awesome. Check facebook for pics, your garbage can for used condoms, your mouth for herpes, and your bathroom for vomit. In that order. It is entirely possible with a little sleuthing to figure out exactly what happened to you. Read more…
May I Just Ask What The Fuck? Six Reasons Why Women Are Attractive.
This is what happens when you google “Hot Topless Chick.”
Why was I googling hot topless chick you may wonder? Because I was curious. Not curious about women per se, just curious if I could find any photos that were even remotely appealing. Do you know what I found out?
This may come as a shock to many of you, but I’m really really gay. I wouldn’t say I’m flaming (like I’m not Ryan Seacrest Gay) but I will say that if I have 5 seconds to live, the last thing I want to see is a dick in my face. Still, I believe sexuality is a spectrum so I threw together this handy list of things I find attractive in a female.
