Posts tagged ‘Walgreens’
I woke up today next to a tranny, went to brush my teeth, and realized my tongue was blue. At first I thought I was finally reaching my goal of literally transforming into Vanity Smurf (if Smurfs had dicks he would be the gang-bang champion of Smurf-ville) but then I realized that I drunk-bought seven boxes of Flavor Ice the other day at Walgreens and apparently drunk-ate all seven of them.
We started the night at The Ritz for $5 martinis. Club Promoter Nadia E, the “girl” who is in all my recent Hangover diaries photos had her first Thursday party, and I can honestly say that there was more than 10 people I would cock there. That is saying something. The music was awesome, the guys were hot, and there were fucking hamburger sliders. That’s all I’m saying. Our favorite bartender downstairs makes these insane drinks that I call Papa Smurf’s Revenge (Blue Moon and Blueberry Stoli. Also the reason I puked at work last week) so needless to say my ongoing bid to drink less did.not.happen.
Its Fleet Week here, so there were tons of hot Military guys all around. Every time I saw a hot guy I was Read more…
Bored And Hoard: The Must Haves From Every Duane Reade
So Ladies, your boyfriend finally proposed to you after 3 months of dating, an in order to keep up your end of the bargain you let him do anal. Now you haven’t talked in 3 days and you realized the ring he gave you was from the Jacqueline Smith Collection at Kmart. You tried to return it, but they have a no gullible bitches policy, and it was only 29.99 anyway. (as we all know a price well worth it for anal.)
You are incredibly depressed and need cheering up. What’s a girl to do?
Go to your nearest drug store (in this case Duane Reade)!! These photos were from an actual recent excursion of mine into the wilds of Manhattan Drug Stores. Read at your own risk.
