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Planking Is For Pussies, Owling Is For Midgets, Batmanning Is For Val Kilmer

August 26, 2011

A new fad has introduced itself in the world of “straight idiots with way too much time on their hands that have HTC camera phones”. It is called Batmanning. Here are the problems I have with “Batmanning”. Read more…

Today’s Craption: Fatman Forever

March 2, 2011

There was a time when Val Kilmer was a hot piece of ass. That was 15,000 lbs of potatoes au gratin, 214,000 kahlua/ketamine smoothies,  11 sticks of butter and 13 dress sizes ago. Now he is just happy to be able to take a picture with his new co-stars Rosie O Donnell, Elle Fanning, and Helen Mirren for the new movie If these Spanx Could Talk.