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It is in the bible that every girl should look at their own vagina once. If you haven’t, grab your Mary Kate Olsen pressed powder compact, go to the bathroom, squat like a weeping buddha and check out your shituation. If you are lucky it will resemble a hotdog bun. If you are unlucky it may look more like a Philly Cheesesteak. Either way it is important as a woman of the world to know what you are working with–that way you will know why that guy never called you back after your one night stand. Read more…