Posts tagged ‘tvt’
The guy I cocked last night seems to think I look like Jacob from Twilight. Yes, he is very very attractive so No, he doesn’t have to be smart or have especially good taste. So the pic to the left is me trying my best to look like Taylor Lautner–asian nail salon judgy eyes, nose resembling a recycled soup can and juiced up shoulders abound. And I did try to growl for him but it came out sounding more like a guinea pig receiving a prostate exam.
Let me also formally state that I don’t understand why everyone is out and about and clogging up the trains so early. Doesn’t anyone sleep anymore?
*Today’s Reader Submission is another from TVT–and yes that photo is an actual artist rendering of TVT in the reverse cowgirl position.
As a maturing young man making it on his own in New York City, I am faced with an endless slew of pressures to conform to certain societal molds…right… Read more…
Birthday Shitstravaganza Pt 1
Okay so its no secret that I’ve been MIA because the amount of alcohol floating through my system this weekend would be enough to send the entire Osbourne family into a diabetic coma. This weekend was probably the craziest birthday weekend I have ever had. So lets talk about Friday night.
