Posts tagged ‘tranny’
She may have Asberger’s Syndrome, but I can’t help but love her. Maybe its because she is so delusionally cocksure of her success that she is basically guaranteed said success ( I can relate to that ). Maybe its because she doesn’t give a shit what anyone says about her. Maybe its her big hair, or that she is so thin Mary Kate could snort her without gaining a single pound, leaving her just below 89 pounds as god and Dr. Atkins intended.
My point is that Willam can really do no wrong. As unlikable as she may come off, you have you admit that she gets what she wants. Vomiting and getting kicked off on RuPaul’s drag race?
She puts the c#nt in c#untroversy.
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Last Will And Testament Of A Tranny
When a tranny dies, what happens to all her duct tape?
I Nadia Evangeline, being of sound mind, hereby bequeath my entire fortune to my best friend in all of the 6 known worlds Don M.
Listed as follows …
3 black tangled wings
6 pairs of Victoria secret panties dirty
12 sets of come Fuck me pumps
13 condoms
2 bags of m&ms
hair dryer,my old sheets
3 porn dresses
vibrated vagina hair
112 inch black dildo
my sling
my bras made by blind tibetan monk
my entire collection of spice girls cds
and last but not least my diamond studded nipple clamps
- By Don M.
Nadia Knows: Who Is My Baby Daddy?
“I just found out I’m pregnant but the father isn’t my boyfriend. I have a great boyfriend and am totally in love, but things got out of hand one night. The father is my boyfriends brother. Its still the same genes, right? Should I keep the baby?”
First of all I must say that this is some classic Grade A Maury Povich bullshit. You must be Latin. Or from the trailer parks of the bible belt, not that there’s anything wrong with that since I’m both. I love baby mama drama as much as the next tranny, but in this case see what the father says. Maybe the baby can have two dads and you can get some double penetration action!
Woman Candy: Ride This Tranny Like A My Little Pony
Photography by Adrian Rand
Today’s womancandy is one of our new writers here at Gloganvlog, Nadia Evangeline. Nadia is our first tranny writer and one of the most honest, down to earth, bad-ass people I have ever met. Look to her for total honesty, good advice, and a great fucking time. She also has great tits and an ass that can squeeze a lump of coal and pop out a perfect Galleria diamond from Zales.
Mind-F*ck Of The Day: Francine Is Forgetful
Rozalyn Responds: Friends With Benefits
Dear Rozayln, I feel as if I am starting to having feelings for my ‘F’ buddy, how can I tell if I am having conflict of interest with my FWB? -Nicole, FL
Dear Nicole,
I am so thrilled that you asked this question. The easiest way to answer your own question is to ask yourself if your friend with benefits has turned into your friend that offers more benefits other than the designated reason they’re in your life to begin with: SEX. Good ol fashioned balls-against-the-buttcheek-secks.
If you find yourself displaying these acts, you’re knee deep in bullshit, already headed to hell & you should run, fast:
-You have a picture of them on your phone. The only reasons to have a picture of your FWB on your phone is to boast your man/woman/tranny meat to your friends so they can see how well you’re being serviced, not for your personal glancing pleasures throughout the day, the second admissible purpose to have a picture of your FWB on your phone: Trophy purposes. In fact if you look at their picture frequently throughout the day you should walk to your freezer, open it, stick your head in, and slam it. The same applies if you’re constantly Read more…
Why the Push Up Bra Isn’t Only A Woman’s Secret Weapon
The Push-Up Bra. It has been women’s not-so-secret weapon for over 50 years. It’s helped them the attention of hetero bartenders, out of speeding tickets and into countless scandals with right-wing Republicans. Needless to say, these things continue to be a staple in every girls’ wardrobe, right next to her Spanx and Little Black Dress.
Let’s take a look at the latest ad from Dutch company HEMA:
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Beauty And The Bitches (Tranny-Style)
via wehoguy30
While Watching One Supposed Tranny, I’ve Discovered Another One
I have been a pretty long term fan of Lady Gaga. I look passed her horribly unflattering mistakes like wearing an uncooked cheese steak for a dress. I cherish the moments when she actually lets herself look hot. Most notably in the Judas video. (I would have wrecked her in that video) I watched part of the VMA’s last night. Not the whole thing, as it wasn’t good or worth watching. But enough to see Gaga, and the other love of my life, Adele( you go girllllll). While watching Joe Calderon sling beer around a piano with bushy sideburns and pleated pants, I realized something. Something that’s been bugging me for a solid 2 months. Possibly 9 months, who knows, I’m always drunk.
Madeas: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes
Madea has tackled a lot of subjects with his/her movies–none of which I have seen. I cannot possibly stress how many fucks I do not give when it comes to these movies. If I wanted to see Tyler Perry dressed up in drag I would just google photos of Tyra Banks. However–I do feel an action/adventure movie is in order. I am not saying that Tyler Perry or Madea looks like an ape to be racist–I am saying it because he/she is 9 feet tall, bald, brown, and has a nostrils that flare up when angry like a frustrated Honk Kong when he tried to cock Naomi Watts. (hint–it wasn’t you, HK. Naomi Watt’s gine is shut up tighter than a panic room–it is part of being an aging australian achhem Nicole Kidman–and while we are on a tangent does anyone know the difference between Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts? Answer: About 3 inches of forehead.)
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