Posts tagged ‘timon’
So I am still completely wasted and supposed to be at a birthday party for Jmo’s boyfriend Tangelo. I decide to pick up Bryce Gruber on the way. (Bryce and Timon are two of the awesome girls I was talking about earlier. But honestly—hanging out with both of them in the same day is like finding a hot uncut jewish guy–so rare its almost impossible)
So after getting lost on my way to find her and having an uncomfortable conversation with a doorman that resembled Mr. Bojangles ( who wouldnt let me up to the 15th floor of an office building at midnight) I found her at a friends apartment. This is where we found this gargantuan chandelier–or as I like to call it EVERY DREAM OF AWESOMENESS THAT I HAVE EVER HAD.
If you are wondering why things have been a little quiet around gloganvlog lately its because all of our writers had a CRAZY FUCKING weekend and are still recovering.
So I’ll jump right in. Friday night hell froze over and Demi Lovato recovered from her eating disorder because I actually stayed in and worked all night. My friend needed help moving saturday morning, so I figured it was as good a night as any to take it easy. What I didn’t realize is that in order to keep the balance of the elements and the world turning, I would have to get completely faced the next day to make up for it. So I met my friend (and a few of his attractive friends as well) Saturday at 9:30 to help him move from Chelsea to Williamsburg. Why you ask? Honestly I have no idea. He is trading muscley queens that brunch all day in tight tank tops for anorexic hipsters that smoke cigarettes at indie concerts in tight jeans. Pick your poison. You are going to die eventually anyway. So we moved him in, all the while I am trying hard not to flirt with a cute guy that has a boyfriend (who I am going to call lil wolfie) –mostly because I am already involved with way too many cute guys that have boyfriends.
