Posts tagged ‘the bible’
As in life, there are certain moral codes and ethics when it comes to bedroom behavior. We have all been in the situation where we are getting a great blowie by a somewhat chunky co-ed with glasses that we only took home from the bar because we had one too many beer bongs before we left the apartment. The moment “comes” upon you and the little devil on your shoulder whispers: “You don’t know this girl from the hole in the bathroom wall which that gay guy drilled when he lived next door. See if you can make her vomit. She could stand to lose about 35 lbs anyway.” Then the angel on your shoulder, which looks suspiciously like Erik Estrada says : “Yah go ahead and do it. You’ll never see this hoe again unless you randomly find yourself at the Golden Corral Buffet.” So then you do it. You just ejaculate without warning. Because you are an asshole.
In case you don’t want to spend your eternity in Hell being on the giving end of blowjobs to the likes of Manson, Hitler, Dahlmer, and Richard Simmons, you should probably consider these rules of ettiquette:
Is it your first date? If it is, you probably aren’t going to give this person a second chance anyway because he/she is willing to put his/her mouth on a strangers dick. You can either warn them or not, but its in the bible that if they are willing to go downtown on a stranger they don’t consider swallowing a danger. Wait–was that the bible or the bedtime story my babysitter used to read me?
If you are unsure, consider this:
Are they drunk? When people are drunk they are more honest and less inhibited. This is in the bible too. So basically, everything we write on this site comes from a place of drunkenness. If you had a really good time with them and really like them as anything more than just a place to deposit your unwanted babies, then warn them. Maybe they just like you so much they are willing to risk Read more…