Posts tagged ‘tgifridays’
Lets face it. Sometimes we don’t remember what happened to us. Here is a list of surefire ways to tell if you had a good night.
1. Your asshole is bleeding. You obviously slept with someone or ate something that doesn’t agree with you. If you slept with someone he probably had a big dick, so good job. If you ate something that doesn’t agree with you, most likely there was vomiting involved. So you probably feel thin. Good job.
2. You are walking home wearing pumps, hoop earrings, and sweatpants at 9 AM. You may not know exactly what you did, but every single person around you does. It may be your walk of shame, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be proud of it.
3. You are only now waking up, and it is 4 pm. It doesn’t matter what you did but it was obviously awesome. Check facebook for pics, your garbage can for used condoms, your mouth for herpes, and your bathroom for vomit. In that order. It is entirely possible with a little sleuthing to figure out exactly what happened to you. Read more…
Can Your Relationship Survive Facebook?
After the all night sex party you attend, you stop at a 7-11 for a slurpee. The girl behind you notices your TGIFriday’s smock. She is a manager at Chili’s. It turns out she is looking for a new assistant manager, so you facebook her. The next day she writes on your wall. “Nice meeting you last night.”Then your girlfriend comes in the room with a sawed-off shotgun and blows your fucking head off.
Anybody on facebook who has had a relationship has been in this exact same shituation. It’s a fact.
In these times, being as socially connected as we are with Facebook, Twitter, and texts taken out of context, real human connections are often affected, hurt, or destroyed. Like your crotchal area after an all night sex party. But not to fear, I have devised a plan to help. Read more…
