Posts tagged ‘teenagers’
I know that Abercrombie catalogues, pedophiles, and Bel Ami porn have done a lot to muddy this line, but there is a difference between twinks and teenagers. The problem is that all twinks are teenagers at one time, but not all teenagers are twinks. It’s like the age-old chicken egg dilemma except with way more poppers, manorexia, teenage exploration, and molestation.
Teenagers, for 0ur purposes are young adult men. Their voices may crack from time to time, and you will always find a hand towel beside their bed. If you drop this hand towel from a distance of 3 feet it will shatter into a million shards of DNA. You may also end up pregnant. Teenagers can have any body type from stocky to thin, and can dress in a variety of ways (as long as their clothes come from either Hot Topic or American Eagle). Teenagers are just mini versions of men, and will one day grow up to become doctors, lawyers, strippers, and wife-beaters. They can’t help it that their youth gives them a certain charm that older guys leech onto like lampreys.
Twinks, for our purposes are young gay men. Like supermodels, twinks only have about 4-6 years of attractiveness. The skinnier they are, the better so once a twink realizes the power they wield they do everything they can to say as thin as one of Rachel Zoe’s wheatgrass tampons. They typically have bleached hair and dicks that are incredibly Read more…