Posts tagged ‘svedka cherry vodka’
*Since Jmo Posts more than I do, I am adding him as a contributor. This will be his last post as a reader. Welcome him with open tits.
Sometimes in our lives we feel stuck… but it isn’t everyday that you actually physically get stuck. Such a state of stuckiness happened to none other than Gloganvlog founder Gary. During Gary’s birthday antics last weekend we drank an entire handle of cherry Svedka vodka, and about 6 glasses of red wine. Our blood alcohol level was enough to make Edward Cullen drunk from just one taste, so clearly shenanigans were bound to take place. And shenanigans took place indeed (this is pure gold people, you can’t write this shit)….
*My birthday dinner was a hot mess. I say this knowing full well that a birthday dinner is really a reflection of a person–so mine was disorganized, crazy, drunken, and quite an adventure. A complete shitshow. I’m actually proud. In order to save time I have just inserted the facebook message I had between Jats and I regarding the dinner,which he missed because he was day-drunk and passed out.