Posts tagged ‘svedka cherry vodka’

*Since Jmo Posts more than I do, I am adding him as a contributor. This will be his last post as a reader. Welcome him with open tits.

Sometimes in our lives we feel stuck… but it isn’t everyday that you actually physically get stuck. Such a state of stuckiness happened to none other than Gloganvlog founder Gary. During Gary’s birthday antics last weekend we drank an entire handle of cherry Svedka vodka, and about 6 glasses of red wine. Our blood alcohol level was enough to make Edward Cullen drunk from just one taste, so clearly shenanigans were bound to take place. And shenanigans took place indeed (this is pure gold people, you can’t write this shit)….

In a drunken fit Gary tripped and fell in between the foot of my bed and the bedroom wall and got wedged tighter than a big black dick in Joe Jonas’s virgin ass.

Tangelo and I thought about helping our fallen comrade (Tangelo actually reached out a little bit, kudos for trying). But being that I put the Gloganvog readers first, I decided to film this travesty in the making for your reading pleasure. Bear in mind that we are drinking professionals, so please don’t try this at home as you could become permanently stuck and end up having your skeletal remains (and tits) found years later on episode of Hoarders. Enjoy.

-JMo