Posts tagged ‘star jones’
First Official Rozalyn Responds: Are Relationships A Good Diet?
When dating someone who is smaller in size than you are, why do people automatically think that you lose weight cause being with this person makes you feel self conscious?
Dear Jessica,
Because they’re right, no one wants to be the fatter partner. I’m not even in a relationshit currently & this question is making me feel self conscious. This is probably what Star Jones was thinking too before she exchanged her thinking for thinning.
You’ve already put a ton of effort into your physical appearance by losing weight – next time you go for a run don’t forget to put effort into exercising your mental & emotional well-being by sweating away a little bit of your defenses.
Spending time caring what other people think is about as effective as using birth control when you’re strictly an anal kind of girl. Spending time considering what other people think is about as effective as Read more…
TRUE STORY: This Blog is About being Fuct Up
Because all of us are.ESPECIALLY ME RIGHT NOW. I am blitzed to the tits here at 3 Am.
Which is why I am about to rant. About being fucked up. Because no matter how put together we pretend to be, we are all completely fucked up. Maybe we have a fucked up family–maybe our uncle dresses in drag and calls himself Venice Valentino. Maybe we wear neon pants with pink shirts. Maybe our heads look like half black/half white penises. No matter what the case, we are all fucked up in some way. That is what makes us human.
Everyone thinks they have their own set of special problems that make them such a victim. But the truth is that if everyone has their own set of problems, then none of us are really that special, are we? We are all still dealing with the same shit. We are all bouncing around this world like retarded fish in a fishbowl with no idea who we are or where we are going. Nobody ever actually figures that out–so we fake our way through college, parenthood, relationships, anniversaries and lives all the time so sure that one day it is all going to make sense and come together.
What if it never does?
