Posts tagged ‘sex tapes’
Some people do really, really stupid things in their lives. One of those things is making sex tapes. (By the way if any of you got my reference to the Drinking Out Of Cups video in the title, email me your address and I’ll come over and make a sex tape with you) I know there comes a moment when you think, “Oh hey, we’re in love, and we’ll always be together, and kittens, and ice cream, and ponies”. In that moment, I need you to punch your own face out, and fuck off. There is no way, that isn’t going to be sent, stolen, or hacked by someone else eventually.