Posts tagged ‘sally struthers’
Okay not really. Frankly I don’t buy into that whole Sally Struthers sponsor a child crap. If I am going to pay for a baby I want it living under my roof, dressing up in the dresses that I put on it, and cleaning my toilets.
And that is final.
But if I ever do adopt a baby, I want it to look like this. I want it to be asian and black and love accessories as much as I do. I also want it to have a full beard and be born with a featherduster on it’s head. Oh, and it has to be a girl so I can enter it into pageants at the tender age of 6 months. Obviously this isn’t too much to ask.
Much like Chloe, it’s recently come to my attention that I like Spring.
I’m so excited about the pending sun, in fact, that I’m doing some serious Spring cleaning… of my conscience. As a result, I’m swearing off guys for the season. Well, at least the ones with boyfriends. WTF?!