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Elizabeth Taylor was a screen icon known for her violet eyes. Lindsay Lohan is a crack head known for the violet bags underneath her eyes.
The movie is about Elizabeth Taylor in her youth. Anne Frankly, I think Lindsay looks a little old for the part. I would still be skeptical even if the movie was called “Elizabeth Taylor: the wheelchair years” and Lindsay played Elizabeth’s spinstery old aunt who has mercury poisoning.
Elizabeth Taylor had magnetism. She had an It factor that came across clearly no matter what role she played. The only thing Lohan is magnetically drawn to is Samantha Ronson’s freckled poon, and the only factor she is familiar with is the Max Factor concealer she shoplifted from Walgreens to cover her meth sores. Read more…