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Mancandy: Down Syndrome Delicious Ryan Gosling

October 11, 2011
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I’m just going to come out and say it. I am attracted to dumb guys. I don’t know whether it is because I like to be the smarter one (which rarely happens) or if there is just something about someone with downward sloping eyes that just calls to me and says take advantage of me – I won’t even realize you are doing it.  (which by the way this goes for sex too).

Or maybe its because I am from a small town in Florida and was raised to appreciate a man who can change a carbeurator (sp) and beat his wife simultaneously. No matter how you rape  it, we here at Gloganvlog are super attracted to Ryan Gosling. I know in real life (just like Ryan Kwanten) he Read more…

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Glee Is Pro-Retard, So We Should All Be Too

August 22, 2011
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I can’t believe that Sue Sylvester herself would put her name on something so retarded.

Do you know what really isn’t acceptable? Watching a show called Glee about a bunch of misfit kids assembled by race and handicap like a United Colors of Benetton ad, who proceed to butcher hundreds of classic songs, ruining the ipods/tracklists of thousands of gays, tweens, and gay tweens (Bieber I am looking at you) everywhere. The real victims in this world are the ipods, who have to play and store the frank bitchy showiness of Lea Michele’s shrill second coming of Barbra voice on repeat.

So why don’t those ipods get any PSA’s with touchy feely music and awesome racial slurs?

 

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