Posts tagged ‘planking’
Forget Planking – Breading Is The Latest Internet Trend
I thought planking was ridiculous, I thought owling was even worse. Using that logic I should absolutely hate breading – but I can’t bring my myself to despise the latest internet trend. What is breading you ask – simply put it’s squeezing your cat’s head into a piece of bread with a hole in it.
The theory is simple enough but these cats look absolutely ridiculous which is why I love it. The best part about it is you can always spot the Jew cats because they will be wearing challah. Check it out.
Normally I write these posts in a long, drawn out way. Today, I thought I would let the photos do most of the storytelling. (So keep reading to see photographic evidence of all the shenanigans)
Preface: Nick Mac and I started by pregaming at my apt with Frecks and his boyfriend. Then, we went to check out Fairy Tale, Joey Israel’s new Friday night party on 48th and 11th. Honestly I am always pretty impressed with Joey’s parties- The walls of the building were painted in glitter and there were fucking mannequin centaur tables. Do I need to say more? I felt like I was on the inside of Ke$ha’s vagina except without all the herpes and dead animal remnants. Then, on our merry way to industry we ran into some of my friends from out of town, one of whom I had a sloppy make-out session with on the street. Then, we decided to drink more at Jason’s apartment, AKA the Hell’s Kitchen black hole that always sucks us in. Then, we saw a small multi-racial man climb up a lamp post like a monkey and plank on top of a no-walking sign. I don’t know where he is from but obviously they still do that there. After Industry we went back to Jasons, where we got more fucked up and I did an impromptu photoshoot with Read more…
A new fad has introduced itself in the world of “straight idiots with way too much time on their hands that have HTC camera phones”. It is called Batmanning. Here are the problems I have with “Batmanning”. Read more…
Some Gloganvlog Wisdom On Retarded Trends
“First Planking, now Owling? I’m beginning to think the rapture actually did happen and people are just out of their damn minds.”
-Jonathan, Brooklyn
