Posts tagged ‘places I won’t go’
Today’s reader submission comes again from Jesse G, in Fl. Speaking of coming again, I hereby solemnly swear that I will never go anywhere that “Banging Sue” is an option. I like to think I live my life in a pretty fly-by-night kind of way and am open to many possibilities, but banging Sue would never happen. This is not only because Sue is obviously a girl – but also because it has been scientifically proven that all girls named Sue work in convenience stores, have bleached bangs, nicotine under their fingernails, frosted pink lipstick, and stretch marks from pushing out their cousin Biff’s melon-headed kid.