Posts tagged ‘pj purser’

Okay, I don’t really have advice on keeping your baby from becoming a stripper. Just don’t name her Amber, China, or Crystal. BOOM.

You know its not like me to get too personal, but today I am going to share something extremely personal with you. My Niece Feeny. Just like every member of the Randall Clan, Feeny was born with a certain level of awesomeness that is either going to lead to a long, awesome life full of great stories or a few shaky stints in rehab and a tell-all memoir about her life on the streets. She is the kind of kid that wants to smash glass Christmas balls in her hand, and has never met an electrical outlet that she didn’t like. Luckily, my sister is an ever vigilant Capricorn and an expert at keeping her alive. Anyway, This video showcases the little feenster’s natural born talent for attracting undue attention at urban nightclubs. Enjoy.