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First Official Rozalyn Responds: Are Relationships A Good Diet?

December 15, 2011

When dating someone who is smaller in size than you are, why do people automatically think that you lose weight cause being with this person makes you feel self conscious? 

Jessica,  FL


Dear Jessica,

Because they’re right, no one wants to be the fatter partner. I’m not even in a relationshit currently & this question is making me feel self conscious. This is probably what Star Jones was thinking too before she exchanged her thinking for thinning.

You’ve already put a ton of effort into your physical appearance by losing weight – next time you go for a run don’t forget to put effort into exercising your mental & emotional well-being by sweating away a little bit of your defenses.

Spending time caring what other people think is about as effective as using birth control when you’re strictly an anal kind of girl.  Spending time considering what other people think is about as effective as Read more…

What Happens To A City Gary In The Country

April 19, 2011

In case anyone was wondering what happened to me, I am visiting family in Panama City, Fl. Do you want to know what occurs when you put a sex fueled gay party guy  in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of children running around screaming like drag queens getting ready for a tucking contest? Well for one, they freak out when they get out of the bath to find their 7 year old nephew standing outside the door sleepwalking with one eye wide open and dilated, the other one closed and looking off to the side. He looked like Temple Grandin, as a child, if she had been a zombie. But the other thing that happens is they forget about getting laid and watch a bunch of retarded shit that doesn’t make sense about animals that can talk.

Do you want to know who makes the best retarded shit that doesn’t make any sense? British people. Enjoy.