Posts tagged ‘one leg’

As I see it there are only three possible outcomes after a New Year’s night out.

A. You are hungover and/or barfing up yesterdays New Year’s special

B. You were roofied and kidnapped by a strange old man with one leg and a third nipple

C. You are dead

If you are either choice A or B then congrats, at least you are alive. And if you are choice C well then, I guess you wouldn’t be reading this anyway so it’s a win-win!