Posts tagged ‘olympic village’
Is it me, or are the Olympic athletes being worshipped as sex symbols this year? I truly believe that people who spend so much time working on their body deserve to be recognized for it, mostly because it doesn’t leave them much time to create anything else worth being recognized for, but this year we have really taken it up a notch. Look at his “V”? (I would use the word cum-gutters but surprisingly there are actually a few words that gross me out and cum gutters is one of them. Mostly because it makes me think of rain gutters, which makes me think of rain, which makes me think of Stephen King’s It, which makes me think of Tim Curry. Yeesh). Anyway, the only cubans I am typically attracted to are sandwiches, but I wont deny that Danell Leyva is fucking bodied, and if he isn’t gay he probably should be because these pictures could probably single-handedly crash Grindr again.
Enjoy!
As you can see, there is a fine line between the faces Olympic Divers make, and the faces guys make when they are taking it up the pooper. Luckily, I have access to a DaVinci Decoder ring that I found in a cracker Jacks box, while I was searching for my dad’s meth-money stash many years ago. Thus, I have deciphered the photos above, from left to right.
1. Fucking. “I don’t care how many donkey dicks I have to take, I will never go back to being an accountant!”
2. Diving. “Oh god. This water is to be so velly velly cold and my penis is already so small!”
3. Fucking. “These back yard barn fucks with Uncle Jethro are my reason for livin.”
4. Fucking. “You would think Adrien Brody wouldn’t be sitting on a damn casting couch at this point, but here I still am. We got any more lube?”
5. Fucking. “I didn’t realize the auditions for Manchester United would be ever so hard. Literally.”
6. Fucking. “The big black ones always burn the most!”
7. Diving. “My balls just ball-checked my own asshole! How is that even possible?
8. Diving. ” Damn it, this chlorine chafes my fucking nipples.”
9. Fucking. “Not another sex sling! These Read more…
Mancandy: The Hottest Guys Of The 2012 Olympics
JAKE DALTON, GYMNASTICS
He needs to jump off that horse and come ride my face.
2012 is apparently the year that The Olympics decided to bring sexy back (forgive me for that outdated reference, I am on bath salts). From the ever-popular gay App Grindr completely crashing the first night the athletes entered the Olympic village (as well as some other things, most likely) to Durex providing the London Olympics with 150,000 condoms, the ancient Olympic games have never been hotter. Will you just take a look at Jake Dalton? Just fucking look at him? He is so hot, my dick actually just inverted. Now I basically look like Serena Williams without the sweaty sports bras.
Anyway, I would be remiss if I didn’t comment on all the dick-able hotness traipsing around London right now. Enjoy!
So that’s what happens when you fist an albino…
Let’s get gymnasties!
CLEMENTE RUSSO, BOXING
And this is how you jerk off two Olympians simultaneously.
JAMES MAGNUSSEN, SWIMMING
Ugh. Beach farts are the worst. Read more…
