Posts tagged ‘new years’
You Made it Through Last Night – Congrats
January 1, 2012
As I see it there are only three possible outcomes after a New Year’s night out.
A. You are hungover and/or barfing up yesterdays New Year’s special
B. You were roofied and kidnapped by a strange old man with one leg and a third nipple
C. You are dead
If you are either choice A or B then congrats, at least you are alive. And if you are choice C well then, I guess you wouldn’t be reading this anyway so it’s a win-win!
Reasons That I Hate Gary
December 27, 2011
First of all, because he made a blog today titled “Reasons I hate Zooey Deschanel” and any enemy of hers is an enemy of mine. But I have more reasons….
