Posts tagged ‘muscles’
Nebraska Men’s Gymnastics Team Does The Harlem Shake
Or, as I like to think, the Nebraska Men’s Gymnastics team has a spontaneous orgy in the foam landing pit. (PS, the phrase foam landing pit also refers to the clenched rectum of a male gymnast after he dismounts. Dismounts refers to the male gymnast jumping off the coaches erect cockle after his wife walks into the locker room. Locker room refers to the coaches vagina, which hasn’t been touched in years. And vagina refers to the reason child support was invented.) How do I know so much about men’s gymnastics? I used to be a gymnast for a short time. Its the reason I still have five abs even though I can put away an entire pizza without even swallowing.
The Harlem shake is sweeping the nation, just like Gangnam style did. But unlike Gangnam style, the Harlem shake isn’t fucking annoying, and has nothing to do with Kim Jong Il wearing harem pants (too soon?). This video is worth watching because it involves a bunch of shirtless guys jumping around like monkeys and beating each other off. Its like Lord of the Flies, but without any fat kids getting murdered (unfortch). Also, there are muscles.
Plenty of muscles. Any more questions?
I inserted some screen shots into my foam landing pit after the video. Scroll down for a blurry treat (PS blurry treat refers to lunch-time fapping sesh in the bathroom of the JC Penney’s where you work).
ManCandy: Justin Timberlake
He’s been my celebrity crush since way before he was in The Social Network, Alpha Dog, and NSync. I evrn forgave him for the cornrow incident and for breaking Britney’s heart – - I’m actually glad he dumped that flat-chest, acne-prone hag Cameron Diaz and that self-absorbed model/actor, Jessica Biel, whose nose looks like Read more…
ManCandy: Oh Canada!
I’ll admit it, I’ve got a special place in my heart for those hunks up north. And with Canada Day coming up (July 1st), what better way to pre-celebrate than by Read more…
ManCandy Daily: Shortstack
I’m not exactly sure what drew me to today’s piece of beef but there’s just a sorta of je ne sais quoi that’s fascinating Read more…
ManCandy: US Census Edition – Interracial Love
I’m not sure if you’ve heard about the rivoting facts released last week by the US Census but it seems that mixed race couples are taking over (faster than expected!). We all know that opposites attract Read more…
ManCandy Daily: 2 for 1
Today we’re giving you twice the eyecandy! And to help you fight those winter blues, it’s time to think hot sexy men on the beach.
With a tall lean brunette (who in my opinion need to grab a burger) and a hard muscled blond, there’s Read more…
ManCandy: Trick Photography
Today’s model of perfection is brought to us through the magic of trick photography. No, that isn’t when you snap a photo of the trick passed out in your bed, ’cause your friends won’t believe you scored such a hottie unless they see proof. It also doesn’t refer to getting some guy you picked up in the bar (or some other public place) to take photos of you for your Manhunt, Grindr, Adam4Adam, BigMuscle, DudesNude, etc (did I miss any?) profiles.
