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Breaking News: Darren Criss And Joe Jonas Are F*cking

July 5, 2012

Okay granted, I don’t know if that headline is entirely true. They might just be eating each other’s cooters or playing Fingerbang the Cowboy. These photos were just released of the two holding hands however.

Are they coming out as a gay couple? Is anyone surprised?

Are they just holding hands to show support for the gay rights movement?

Is Darren just glad he finally met someone who could teach him to tame his Nevada Desert 160 Heat Indexed Jewfro?

Are they on their way to a hobbit convention?

Does Joe Jonas have extremely poor circulation as a result of having been raised in a milk jar with the other two Jonas’s like baby bonsai kitties and needed to borrow some of Darren Criss’s Read more…