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No more fucking birthdays! (Part One)

May 11, 2011

I apologize for not writing about this past weekend before now. We have gearing up for our upcoming AIDS walk and Cherry Auction so things have been a bit crazy! I promise it was worth the wait.

This weekends recap (If you don’t want to read the rest)

3 handles of Svedka, 1 handle of Absolute Brooklyn, 1 bottle of tequila, 1 bottle of Coconut Rum, 1 bottle of triple sec, 11 bottles of beer (assorted varieties),  8 cans of beer (again, assorted varities), 3 mini bottles of absolute, and a various drinks out at the club. This is what happens when we celebrate two birthdays in one weekend…

Paw’s Birthday (Thursday)

We all went to Southern Hospitality for Paw’s birthday fiasco. One of the things I like about Southern Hospitality is their integration of Social Media. For example, if you like their Facebook Page you can save 10% off your meal.  Fucking awesome!

One of the things I don’t like about Southern Hospitality is the bitchy cunt licking servers and the managers who love them. After I liked the establishment on Facebook I proceeded to show the waitress on my iPhone. She got all crazy eyed and proceed to tell me “Sorry, sir we don’t do that.” First of all I’m a ma’am not a sir; second of all if it states on your menu that you take 10% off then you fucking take 10% off!

If there is one thing you don’t want in your restaurant it’s a drunk gay Jew. I bitched out our waitress, who still didn’t cave, then I bitched out her manager who still didn’t cave, then I bitched out the head chef who finally gave us all free drinks and apologized. Whatever happened to fucking customer service??

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