Posts tagged ‘life’

Just ask yourself one question: Are you happy with your life? We spend all our time trying to go somewhere but never really think about where we are trying to end up. We constantly tell ourselves that one day we will get there, but mostly just end up falling asleep at our computer monitor in the middle of the day, stabbing ourselves in the leg with bic pens to get past the 3 pm slump, drinking ourselves into a stupor at 5 pm, and then trying vainly to get laid by sexting every decently attractive person in our phone just so we can feel something. Oh, all of the above + an ugly cocaine addiction.

We waste some of our best years trying to go somewhere. Then eventually we realize that “somewhere” sucks balls too. So drink up motherfuckers, and stop stressing about your life. I promise you that life isn’t losing any sleep over you.