Posts tagged ‘lesbianism’
Some Pertinent Information: Lesbians And Their Boxes
This graphic accurately represents what I believe to be the state of lesbianism today. One lesbian finds a super special box (mostly a straight girl) that she wants to take home, dress up in flannel, marry, uhaul, overhaul, adopt with, and then break the fuck up only to remain best friends/jealous exes for life. Then, the ears of all the other lesbos around perk up like Scooby Fuckin Doo and they all start acting especially bad-ass. To them I want to say: “That box only seems so amazing because it belongs to another lesbian, you selfish bastard-woman.” But I can’t because this is just a hypothetical lesbian, not a real carpet-muncher.
Lesbians aren’t slick about it either. If you have ever seen one in action, you know its like National Geographic. When they get around someone they are interested in (most often a straight girl that just broke up with Read more…
It is in the bible that every girl should look at their own vagina once. If you haven’t, grab your Mary Kate Olsen pressed powder compact, go to the bathroom, squat like a weeping buddha and check out your shituation. If you are lucky it will resemble a hotdog bun. If you are unlucky it may look more like a Philly Cheesesteak. Either way it is important as a woman of the world to know what you are working with–that way you will know why that guy never called you back after your one night stand. Read more…
