Posts tagged ‘Lazertag’
Some Considerations For The Impending Zombie Apocalypse
I had a disheartening weekend. Just kidding. Actually, I had an amazing weekend. One of the many events we took on was going to Lazertag on Saturday. Frecks, Jmo and I met up with a bunch of other guys for a little weekend afternoon warfare. The disheartening part came when I realized just how much I suck at it. Blame it on the shots of Patron we took beforehand. Blame it on my restricting Stella McCartney gladiator shoes or that damn LaPerla pearl thong that rubbed my taint so raw it looks like Maria Shriver’s face. For whatever reason, when it comes to lazertag my scores were lower than Tara Reid’s credit score.
This bothered me because I always figured in a zombie apocalypse I would be one of the survivors. After some thought though, I realized that maybe my contribution to the zombie apocalypse is about something more than mindless killing. I realized that in the event of the inevitable zombie apocalypse, Jason would be the bloodthirsty, tactical, cold blooded murderer. Frecks would be in charge of the long term plan and the most intelligent course of action. I would be the one that finds us food, shelter, and keeps us alive, since I am more resourceful than Whitney Houston’s cocaine habit.
Too soon?
So my point is this: Read more…
ManCandy: Trick Photography
Today’s model of perfection is brought to us through the magic of trick photography. No, that isn’t when you snap a photo of the trick passed out in your bed, ’cause your friends won’t believe you scored such a hottie unless they see proof. It also doesn’t refer to getting some guy you picked up in the bar (or some other public place) to take photos of you for your Manhunt, Grindr, Adam4Adam, BigMuscle, DudesNude, etc (did I miss any?) profiles.
