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How To Piss God Off: Steal The 900-Year-Old Heart Of A Saint

March 6, 2012

I am not the type of person that likes to make fun of religions, races, sexualities, or quadriplegics with thin legs (because frankly I am a little jealous of the last one) but the Catholic Church makes some interesting choices, and the decision to keep a 900 year old zombified heart strikes me as a little questionable.

Apparently this month, the heart of St. Laurence O’ Toole was stolen from the Christ Church Cathedral in Dublin, Ireland. I am way more concerned with why the Catholic Church would keep a zombified heart than the fact that someone stole it. In my opinion,  it was probably one of Read more…