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Breaking News: Darren Criss And Joe Jonas Are F*cking

July 5, 2012

Okay granted, I don’t know if that headline is entirely true. They might just be eating each other’s cooters or playing Fingerbang the Cowboy. These photos were just released of the two holding hands however.

Are they coming out as a gay couple? Is anyone surprised?

Are they just holding hands to show support for the gay rights movement?

Is Darren just glad he finally met someone who could teach him to tame his Nevada Desert 160 Heat Indexed Jewfro?

Are they on their way to a hobbit convention?

Does Joe Jonas have extremely poor circulation as a result of having been raised in a milk jar with the other two Jonas’s like baby bonsai kitties and needed to borrow some of Darren Criss’s Read more…

Gloganvlog Reader Submission: Lampooned In The Crevasse

April 12, 2011


*Since Jmo Posts more than I do, I am adding him as a contributor. This will be his last post as a reader. Welcome him with open tits.

Sometimes in our lives we feel stuck… but it isn’t everyday that you actually physically get stuck. Such a state of stuckiness happened to none other than Gloganvlog founder Gary. During Gary’s birthday antics last weekend we drank an entire handle of cherry Svedka vodka, and about 6 glasses of red wine. Our blood alcohol level was enough to make Edward Cullen drunk from just one taste, so clearly shenanigans were bound to take place. And shenanigans took place indeed (this is pure gold people, you can’t write this shit)….

In a drunken fit Gary tripped and fell in between the foot of my bed and the bedroom wall and got wedged tighter than a big black dick in Joe Jonas’s virgin ass.
Tangelo and I thought about helping our fallen comrade (Tangelo actually reached out a little bit, kudos for trying). But being that I put the Gloganvog readers first, I decided to film this travesty in the making for your reading pleasure. Bear in mind that we are drinking professionals, so please don’t try this at home as you could become permanently stuck and end up having your skeletal remains (and tits) found years later on episode of Hoarders. Enjoy.
-JMo

Joe Jonas Is (Not) Gay

March 17, 2011

So I was reading the Bible earlier this week and …. no really, I got the latest issue of Details, with Joe Jonas on the cover.   Read more…