Posts tagged ‘jats’
We all hate that hairless skinny bitch, for three reasons: Hairless. Skinny. Bitch. But you have to straight up admit when someone has some good ink. Why? Because its permanent and they were smart enough to get something classy and sassy that says : I’m available, but I don’t come cheap. This latest incarnation of Jat’s tattooery has me wondering however. There’s something fishy about it. One wonders if he might be playing koi?Regardless, his new tatooshi is making my tum grumble.
Time to follow Jats example and drink away the hunger.
For the sake of journalistic integrity, I always try and take the hangover diary photo at the height of my hangover–you know when you are laying in bed wishing you would just die but you cant sleep because you have to take your morning firepiss so you finally drag yourself out of bed and realize you are wearing women’s neon American Apparel leggings that are ill fitting in the crotchal area? Yeah, you know what I’m talking about.
So faced with the choice of going to Hells Kitchen and being cruised like the 4 dollar HJ Whore that I am or spending a relaxing night at boiler room in the East Village with Jats and Keyster the decision was obvious. For once we stayed at one place the entire night.
But it was still insane.
The caption on this photo said : Soulmates die together. And that’s completely true. They die of boredom. And just so you know, National Geo-fucking-graphic these two skeletons weren’t soulmates. They were cold because they were garbed in nothing but a hamster pelt when a meteor hit the earth causing a year-long winter.
Anyway, sometimes it is our duty at gloganvlog to post something serious. I wouldn’t normally do this, but the following is an excerpt from my actual personal journal (which I have kept since I was 15. and straight. haha.)
I’m posting it just in case it helps someone out there work through their own shit.
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Let me start by saying that I’m not really hung over too bad–but I did wake up wearing metallic blue American Apparel leggings left over from a shoot I did last night. I am still wearing them. Why the fuck not, right?
Here’s the thing–I don’t have especially big balls. I would say they are a good size–In fact I am pretty happy with them overall. But sometimes in the middle of the night I can’t sleep because they are uncomfortable and I have to take off whatever underwear/leggings/pajamas I am wearing. Does this happen to anyone else with average sized balls? Read more…