Posts tagged ‘japan’
Today’s reader submission comes again from Jesse G, in Fl. Speaking of coming again, I hereby solemnly swear that I will never go anywhere that “Banging Sue” is an option. I like to think I live my life in a pretty fly-by-night kind of way and am open to many possibilities, but banging Sue would never happen. This is not only because Sue is obviously a girl – but also because it has been scientifically proven that all girls named Sue work in convenience stores, have bleached bangs, nicotine under their fingernails, frosted pink lipstick, and stretch marks from pushing out their cousin Biff’s melon-headed kid.
Who said that Japan lost their cutting edge sense of innovation? While I doubt it’s coming to your local Uniqluo anytime soon, since each jacket is $140, I’m looking forward to their next hybrid… any suggestions?
Didn’t they invent the Fleshjack anyway? I know they’re working on sex robots. I hope they don’t only come in extra small.
While I am hell bent on referring to vaginals as Gines at this current moment I can understand and appreciate different slang words: hotbox, cooter, bizzy furlough, fuzzy mimosa, chowderbucket, coinslot, devils hairlip, and the list goes on. But I do want to dedicate this post to Chelsea Handler who lovingly refers to her baloney bucket as a Pikachu.
Ironic, isn’t it? A Jewish girl referring to her Gine as a japanese cartoon character? I think what she is really saying is that her Bea Arthur looks the same as everyone elses, has purple hair and cat ears, wears slutty sailor costumes at inappropriate times, thinks a 4 inch dick is Too Big, it hurts, and frankly doesn’t make any sense at all.
1: It’s gay. Because nothing is more gay than maribou trim, bedazzled bodices,online dating, and the apolcalypse.
2: It’s fucked up. Britney Spears clearly hasn’t had a sober day since Oops, I did ecstacy+anal again.
3: It’s tragic. And any time two fat bitches are going to fight, I’m going to write! Also, I am assuming she is working with a new weavologist, but her hair still looks like the before picture of a tresemme dry shampoo commercial. On PBS.
There are a few hundred things wrong with this video. I will chronicle these phenomenons after the jump. Read more…