Posts tagged ‘jack and coke’

1. I’m not a white middle aged man sitting in a library.

2. I’m not Don Draper (See # 1).

3. I’m not a pirate, or a hooker in 18th Century England.

4. I don’t like throwing up for non-weight related issues.

5. I’m not a lesbian who wants to drink until I grow the balls to bitch my girlfriend out in public for chatting her ex up on facebook.

6. I am not at a parade and it is not daytime.

7. I am not a straight guy in college that doesn’t know any better and thinks that a jack and coke are Read more…