Posts tagged ‘hurrican irene’

I know a lot of people are disappointed about Hurricane Irene–basically saying that she was as ineffectual as that monstrous orange dress that Beyonce used to announce her pregnancy at the VMA’s. B–congrats on being a mother, but if this is your way of saying that you are going to wear hideous clothes that make you look like an Orangina–newsflash } you have been wearing hideous clothes since you popped out of Tina Knowles Dereon bedazzled cooch. So this is nothing new–just try and stay away from whatever hideous metal studded dental floss booties Tina Knowles attempts to knit for your child.

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